Policeman pulled a man over for speeding and asked him to get out of the car. After staring at the man for a few seconds he asked:
“Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man infuriated:
“Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”

In a local 24/7 convenience store, in the middle of the night a woman in her nightgown and with scruffy hair walks in and tells the salesman:
“May I have that broom, please?”
He looks at her with appraising glance:
“Sure! Shall I wrap it for you or you will ride it straight away?” in the middle of the night a woman in her nightgown and with scruffy hair walks in and tells the salesman:
“May I have that broom, please?”
He looks at her with appraising glance:
“Sure! Shall I wrap it for you or you will ride it straight away?”