A young cocky pilot, who liked to joke around, was approaching the airport in his aircraft at night. The Tower:
“Please identify yourself!”
“Guess who …!?” – the pilot cheekily.
The Tower officer pulled the plug on the runway lights and replied:
“Guess where …!”

An English battleship took a hit and sunk. Only a few survived, and were floating on a small rescue boat across the ocean for many days now, hungry, thirsty … All of a sudden they came across a bottle, floating near the boat. As soon as they uncorked the bottle, a genie appeared:
“Thank you for saving me, and I will grant you one wish”
” I want this to become a sea of beer!” – Screamed one of the sailors.
“Beer it is!” – Said the genie and disappeared. And … a miracle happened – beer everywhere…!
They all started shouting joyfully, just one of them screamed angrily:
“What have you done, you idiot?! Now we all have to piss in the boat!”