Little Johnny went camping with his school mates and the teacher. On his first night of camping he got out of his tent and went to his teacher’s:
“Miss, can I stay in your tent tonight, please?!
“No Johnny, you have your tent.”
“But … I am scarred!”
“OK, just for tonight!”
After a while, Johnny:
“Miss, can I please play with your belly button with my finger?”
“What …?!”
“But my mummy lets me … before I fall asleep!”
“Well…, OK then, just for a little while.”
Things went silent for a while, then the teacher suddenly jumped up screaming:
“Hey …, that’s not my belly button!”
“It’s not my finger either.”

Lord John’s wife, after getting suspicious about her daughter, took her to a doctor to find out if she was still a virgin. The examination ended, the doctor came out, and she anxiously asked:
“So…Doctor, did they picked the flower?…”
“Yes, Lady Mary, I am afraid so, but unfortunately they’ve broken the pot as well!”