A taxi driver gets a completely naked woman as a client. She sits in the back seat, and the driver is constantly watching her in the mirror.
“What are you looking at!? Haven’t you seen a naked woman before?” – asks the lady resentfully.
“Sure, I have, ma’am, I was just getting curious where would you get the money from … to pay the fare!”

A regular customer enters the restaurant and the waiter asks him if he wants the usual – wine.
“No thanks, Jim, I am driving tonight. Bring me a mineral water!”
After a while, the waiter returns, carrying a bottle of wine and says:
“Here you are, Sir. You can have your wine. Someone just stole your car!”