A hunter boasts to his fellow hunters about his dog:
“You know, he can actually smell me from 1 kilometre!”
One of his friends:
“Yeah, that’s right buddy, … we all do … Maybe it’s time for you to take a shower!”

One hunter complained to another:
“Each time I go out hunting when I shoot something and miss, my dog starts rolling on the ground and kicking his legs in the air with laughter …”
“What happens when you don’t miss?”
” I don’t know, … I’ve had that dog for only three years!”