The Wild West.
“Willie, I think my father likes you!”
“Seriously? And what makes you think that way?”
“Well, when I told him today, you would come to visit us, he replaced his shotgun live ammunition with pellets.”

On a ship – The Second in Command to the Captain:
“Captain, we are sinking! …”
“Calm down! How far to the nearest land?”
“About two to three miles.”
“…in what direction?…”
“Vertical, Sir!”