Man bought a Jeep, but couldn’t park it in the garage, because the garage entrance was too low. He took a hammer and began hammering the top of the entrance. At that moment, a guy on the street, after watching him for a while, said to him:
“Come on, man … just lower the tire pressure and go.”
The man replied annoyed:
“You crazy?… It’s not the bottom that’s the problem!”

Crowded bus, no empty seats. An elderly man, tired of standing for too long, approaches young guy, sitting comfortably next to him:
“Young man, may I have your seat, please – my feet really hurt!”
“Look grandpa, may I ask you this – were you always giving up your seat to the elderly when you were young…!?
“Of course I were, always!”
“Well, that’s why your feet hurt now.”