A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke on their best friend on his wedding night.
“I’ll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he’s making love,” says the carpenter.
“I’ll make the bed vibrate when they start making love,” says the electrician.
“Well, I’ll keep my contribution as a surprise for now” says the dentist.
The next day the new husband comes to meet his friends. He says “Good jokes, guys, but I’m gonna kill the son of a bitch who put local anaesthetic in the massage oil!”

A man went to see a psycologist.
“Doctor, I have a serious problem. Once I go to sleep every night, I start thinking that someone is under the bed. As I go under the bed, I feel someone is on top. And like that all night – over, under, over, under …, please help me!”
“This is a serious problem” – said the psychiatrist. -“We need to have sessions three times a week for about six months, and I guarantee you will be healed.”
“How much will it cost?”
“50 dollars per visit.”
The man thanked him and left, but never came back. One day they bumped into each other on the street:
“Oh! Hello, why didn’t you come in at my office for treatment?” – the doctor asked.
For $ 50 a visit! The bartender at my local bar healed me for only 20 bucks.”
“???”
“Well, he told me to cut the bed legs off!”