Two Uni students talking:
“Excuse me for asking, but your shirt … is it gray or white?”
“White, of course! If it was gray, it would be black now!”

The director of struggling to survive circus needed a major attraction to boost its popularity. He managed to persuade an actor to wear a gorilla suit. The deception was successful, the man enthusiastically played his role, but one day he stumbled and fell into the lion’s cage.
” Help! Help!” – He shouted.
The lion let a mighty roar, flung him on the ground, put a paw on his chest and growled:
“Shut up, or we’ll both lose our jobs!”