Man tells his psychiatrist:
“Doctor, I’ve been having strange dreams lately! I dream that some mice are playing football”
“Don’t worry. Here’s some pills that will help you.”
“Can I start taking them tomorrow?”
“Sure, but why tomorrow …?”
“Well …, tonight they play in the final!”

Two dumb guys travelling on a train.
The train enters a tunnel. Minute, two, three … The tunnel never ends.
“Hey, why is this tunnel so long?” – one of them asks.
“Are you stupid! We are sitting in the last car!”