Scotsman took a trip on a train to Glasgow for a cosmetic surgery to make him younger. He brought a friend along who asked him this question while they were travelling:
“Angus, if I may ask you – why didn’t you buy a return ticket?”
“Look John, if the surgery is successful, I will buy a child ticket for the return trip!”

Two guys in a pub, chatting and drinking.
“Do you think old Angus is really Scottish?”
“Absolutely!”
“Why are you so sure about that?”
“Well …he keeps all his toys all those years for the time he’ll get childish again!”