Two blond prostitutes chatting:
“You know, maybe I should go North. I heard you get paid $5000 a night over there!
“You fool! One night lasts three months over there!”

Blonde is sitting in a bus. After a while, the driver:
“Next stop, ‘4th of July’?”
The blonde, knocking on the driver’s door:
“Look Sir, can I get off earlier? …”