In prison, the Director is showing visitors around, and praising the literacy program for prisoners. He opens a one of the cells, pointing to the prisoner inside:
“Now, this is our pride! This man was completely illiterate before coming here for the first time. Now he is serving a second sentence for forging documents!”

Two friends chatting.
“What do you take when you can’t sleep?”
“A glass of whisky every hour.”
“Does it help?…”
“Not really, but the insomnia is more fun that way.”