Paris, France. Woman stops at the traffic light. The light changes to green – yellow – red – yellow – green … the car doesn’t move. A policeman approaches the vehicle and asks:
“Perhaps madam prefers some other color?”

On a luxury train traveling Englishman, Frenchman and Bulgarian. At one time the Englishman, looking out the window, said:
“My Elizabeth is so elegant and graceful, that reminds me of an English Greyhound.”
The Frenchman:
“My Josephine is so fluffy, soft and sweet, that looks like a French Poodle.”
The Bulgarian, after long uncomfortable silence:
“Well … I always knew my Mara is a bitch, but not sure what breed …!”