Lady Astor once wrote to Churchill:
” … if you were my husband I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Churchill answered:
” … if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

After a shipwreck an Englishman and a Frenchman ended up on a desert island. The Frenchman built a hut of branches and leaves. The Englishman made bricks of mud, baked them in the sun, and built two houses with them.
“Monsieur … , but why did you build two houses!?” – Amazed, the Frenchman asked.
“One is the club that I will attend.” – explains the Englishman. – “And the other is the club I will never set a foot in!”