An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian chatting about their wives.
The Englishman:
“Look, when my wife is riding a horse, her feet touch the ground – not that the horse is short, but because her legs are that long.”
The Frenchman:
“Oh well … , and I can get a grip of my wife’s waist with just my hands, not that my hands are so big, but her waist is just that small.
Then, the Russian:
“When I slap my Natasha’s butt in the morning, before I go to work, it is still shaking as I return from work – not that my work day is so short, but her butt is that big!!”

A university student from Saudi Arabia, studying abroad, writes an email to his dad:
“Dear Dad, Berlin s wonderful! People are polite, food is good, and I really like it here. There is a small problem, though – I feel a little ashamed – every day I go to the University in a ‘Mercedes’ while all my colleagues and teachers arrive by train. With love
Hassan.”
In two days comes the reply:
“Dear son, I am transferring 200 million dollars to your account. Please, don’t embarrass the family any more – buy yourself a train too!
Love
Dad”