An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian, arguing about what nationality Adam and Eve must have been.
The Englishman:
“Look guys, I think Adam was an Englishman – only an Englishman can be such a gentleman that sacrificed his rib to Eve.”
The Frenchman:
“No monsieur, I think Eve was French – only a French woman can sell herself to a man for an apple.”
The Russian:
“Listen comrades, you both are wrong! I think Adam and Eve were both Russians – a man with only an apple at his disposal, and imagining he is in paradise, can only be a Russian!!”