In the restaurant indignant woman scolding her husband:
“I saw you groping the waitress on the way back from the toilette!”
The man dismissively:
“Come on, darling … I was just drying my hands off.”

Man waiting for his wife, who has already taken 1 hour to do her make-up:
“You’re not ready yet!? … Come on … we are late for the party!”
“Beautiful picture takes time, dear.”
“You are not painting, honey, you are restoring …”