In the kindergarten:
“Johnny, why are you sad today? Are you sick?”
“No, but this morning dad told me that we’ll get a new brother.”
“This is great news, why aren’t you happy?”
“Well, last year when we got a new car, we sold the old one…!”

Wife to her husband:
“Darling, I’m going to ride.”
“Go on!”
After several days:
“Darling, I’m going to ride.”
“OK.”
A week later, the man:
“Darling, aren’t you going to ride, the horse called three times already today!”