Man goes fishing and takes his wife along for the first time. After patiently sitting there for a while, the woman turns to her husband:
“Wouldn’t you change that worm on the hook?”
“Why?!”
“It doesn’t seem to make any effort to attract fish!”

Woman sitting in front of the TV and watching cooking show with interest. Her husband:
“Why are you watching this?! … You can’t cook …!
“Well … You watch porn …, don’t you …!?”