Husband and wife having family conversation. The wife:
“Look darling, I think my breasts are too small. What do you think of a surgery to make them bigger?!
“Nah, you don’t need a surgery for that, just try rubbing a piece of toilet paper between them …!
“???!”
Well, it worked for your arse …?!”

Married couple goes to see a sex therapist. The wife:
“Doctor, my husband suffers from a premature ejaculation.”
“Is that correct, sir?
“Not exactly … I don’t suffer. She does.”