Two friends chatting.
One asks:
“Hey Jimmy, you look down a bit …?”
“Guess what what I dreamed about last night? Angelina Jolie, Claudia Schiffer and my wife fought … for me!”
“And … what happened?”
“Err … my wife won!”

Husband and wife sitting in the living room, watching figure skating with a perfect figure skater. The man sighs:
“Ah! If I had the chance what an amazing voluntary program I would run with that lady!!”
“Ha! First, I’ve seen how you deal with your mandatory program!”