At the stop light a thug in a flashy car and a young cocky guy riding a push bike, starring at each other. The young guy decides to tease the thug, shouts:
“Hey, guess what this is: four wheels and a dumb one in the middle?”
“??”
“It’s you, dummy!”
Mad with anger, the thug is trying to catch up with him, but couldn’t – the traffic light changed to green and the guy on a bike, disappears in the busy traffic.”
At the next traffic light, the thug, still mad, decides to take it out on an old gentleman, in a car next to him:
“Hey, you know what this is: four wheels and a dumb one in the middle?”
“I do not know, Sir! – Replies the frightened driver.”
“It’s me, you dummy!”

Two mobsters pulled over on the highway to answer the nature’s call. While doing their business, a snake bit one of them on the bum. The other one panicked:
“What do we do now!?”
“Call the boss!” – the victim said.
“Hey, boss, Jimmy got bitten by a snake, tell us what to do?”
The boss:
“You have to suck the poison out of the bite spot, this is what should be done!” – And hung up. Jimmy, trying to overcome the convulsions asked:
“Come on … , what did he say?”
“He said … maybe it’s time for you to go!”