Two mobsters learning cultural behaviour, picked up a taxi.
Ten minutes politely give each other way to the car, and then discuss:
“Oh, you know what happened to me today! When I looked myself in the mirror today, I saw my tie was positioned slightly to the left, and my handkerchief was an inch lower in the pocket!”
“Oh dear … , and I am afraid I was making too much noise while I was stirring up my coffee this morning.”
In that moment, the taxi driver turned around and said timidly:
“Guys, I hope you’ll excuse me, driving with my back towards you!?”

Fat Tony, angrily on the phone:
“I am telling you how much you pay … don’t argue with me … Wait a minute! Hey Jimmy …”
Jimmy in the other room…:
“Yeah, boss.”
“Listen, tell me – how many zeros are there in a million?”
“I think … six, boss!”
Fat Tony on the phone again:
“You heard that, moron?! … If one million has six zeros, then two millions have twelve!”