Gangster’s son after sitting for a test at school:
“Dad, three hours of questions, told them nothing!!!”

Two mobsters went hunting for bears on a small plane. The pilot left them in the woods and warned them:
“The plane is small, we can take only one bear. Got it?”
“Got it!”
The plane returned two days after to see the thugs standing on the meadow with two dead bears. The pilot screamed:
“What the … , didn’t I tell you – one bear!??”
“Come on, you said it last year, and then we paid you $ 1000 dollars, it was OK. This year we’ll give you $ 2000.”
The pilot agreed and loaded the two bears. After half an hour the plane crashed to the ground. Fortunately they all survived. One of the thugs, after crawling out of the plane:
“Where are we?”
The second one, looking up, replied:
“I do not know, but probably close to where we fell last year.”