Young gangster at a drivers license exam. After the exam, the examiner tells him:
“You should learn more about driving to pass this test. During the exam, you ran over three pedestrians!!!”
“Yeah?…And just how many I should’ve run over to get the license?”
gazzu9
08/08/2022
Between mobsters…
Between mobsters:
“Look, Jimmy, why on earth do you keep that old piece of sh*t car?”
“Well … , to scare my little boy … ”
“???”
“Each time he is not listening, I tell him, he’ll get that car as a birthday present.”