New York. Totally drunk gangster gets into a taxi.
“Hey … , go on … to Rome!”
“Well Sir, … I can’t …”
“Look, dude! You see this bag? … Half a million bucks! …”
“The old or the new town? … “

Black Mercedes speeding along the Red Square in Moscow.
Suddenly, a policeman jumps out of nowhere and stops the car:
“Sir, travelling of vehicles on the square is strictly prohibited!
Inside the car, a 130 kg man in a black suit pulls a document with five seals, and says:
“This is my personal permission from the Minister of Interior.”
“All right, but why there is a gun on the seat next to you?”
The man pulls another document again with five seals.
The officer makes a dull face and says:
“OK. Just open the trunk to see what we have inside!”
Trunk opens, and inside – a body.
“What the …?”
The man pulls a third document.
“This document is from the morgue, he died of heart failure!”
“… and why there is a dirty rag stuffed in his mouth?”
The man pulls a piece of paper with something written on it and signed at the bottom.
“This was the last will of the deceased!”