A Thug was given a ‘Rolex’ as a gift. He liked it, but said he didn’t understand how it works. He was explained that actually, it is very easy to know the time – when both hands are pointing upwards, it is twelve, and when they are pointing downwards – six and a half. The next day, our guy was asked by a little girl on the street:
“Excuse me Sir, could you tell me what time it is?”
He takes a long look at the watch and says:
“Sorry … , but it’s too early to tell …”

A dumb thug goes to a doctor:
“Doctor, I want to be castrated!”
“What the … ?! You are so young …?! I can’t do that!”
“Hey, listen Doc, everyone is getting it done, and I want it!”
The doctor, not happy, but performs the procedure. On the way out of the doctor’s office, the thug is asked by his friend:
“Well … What happened … ? Did you get vaccinated??”
“Sh*t, I got the words mixed up … !!!”