Gangster yells out of the window to his son:
“Hey Jimmy … , stop beating that boy with the baseball bat! You will get sweaty and catch cold!”

Two thugs go to a ballet performance. They sit there and watch in admiration. The show ends, and one of them:
“Oh brother, that was awesome!!! I just didn’t get it – why those poor ballerinas had to suffer in such a low heel shoes, so they had to keep rising on their toes!?”