Two Blondes in a car:
“Men just can’t drive!”
“Yeah! You can say that again. Look at that guy in front of us – can’t even keep a distance!”

Three blondes walking through the woods and came to a deep river and began to wonder how to get to the other side.
Suddenly a three wish mermaid came out of the water:
“Because I can fulfil only three wishes, I will do just one wish for each one of you.”
The first blonde said:
“I want to be a redhead!”
And poof! She turned into a red-haired girl and quickly jumped into the river and swam to the other side.”
The second blonde said:
“I want to be a brunette!”
And poof! She turned into a brunette, grabbed a nearby floating log and crossed the river to the other side.”
The third blonde said:
“I want to be a man!”
And poof! The mermaid turned her into a man, who just walked over the bridge!