While driving her car around the busy city traffic, one blonde sees a squeegee boy for the third time in a few minutes. She opens the window and shouts at him:
“I’ll give you five dollars if you tell me how you manage to stay ahead of me all the time?”
“If give me ten dollars, I’ll show you how to get out of the roundabout.”

Anxious blonde calls the service station:
“Did you find what’s wrong with my car?”
“Yes, ma’am, it’s a short circuit.”
“OK, make it long then …”