One Blonde to another:
“My sister is having a baby, but she hasn’t told me the sex of the baby yet, so I wouldn’t know what I am becoming – an uncle or an aunt ?!”

Two Blondes, sitting at a cafe and talk about their friend, also blonde.
“Did you know, Penny drowned this summer in the sea!”
“What happened?!”
“She was walking by the jetty and fell into the water.”
“What?! She was a good swimmer … ”
“Just a bad luck. There was a sign ‘NO SWIMMING!!’”