A Blonde is standing under a street light, and looking for something on the ground. Watching her, a policeman asks:
“Madam, what are you looking for?”
“My glasses …”
“And whereabouts did you lose them?”
“Over there, I believe.”
“And, why do you look for them here?”
“There is more light here!”

Two blond spinsters chatting:
“You’ve tried a vibrator, right?”
“Not any more, it almost knocked my teeth out!!”