Two Blondes, sitting in a bar when two men just walked in.
One of them:
“Look over there – the man in the black jacket is my husband, and the other one is my lover.
“Interesting! … with me is the other way around!”

Blonde crashed her car into another. An angry man got out of his car:
“Miss, have you ever done a driving course?”
“Of course, and unlike you – many times!”