Mobster’s blond wife complains to her girlfriend:
“By the way, my hubby banned me from driving the car … until I learn to properly dispose people.”

Blode comming back from her first day at school.
“Mom, Mom, all the kids in my class can count to 5 and I managed to 7! But that’s because I’m blonde, right?”
“Yes, sweetie!”
The next day the girl comes home even more enthusiastic:
“Mom, Mom, all the kids in my class know the alphabet up to the letter ‘G’, and I know it to letter ‘K’. But that’s because I’m blonde, right?”
“Yes, sweetie!”
After two days the girl shines with happiness again.
“Mom, Mom, of all the girls in my class I have the biggest breasts. But that’s because I’m blonde, right?”
“No, dear! This is because you are 25!”