London. Night. Heavy fog.
“Excuse me, sir! ” – One man to another. – “I got lost in this weather… Which way to the Thames?”
“Over there.”
“Are you sure? I can’t see anything.”
“Absolutely, I just got out of it …”

Two guys having a chat at the pub:
“You know Pete, why you are not married? Sometimes a man needs a woman!”
“Well, when you feel like drinking, do you consider buying a pub!”