A family of cannibals having dinner. The husband:
“Uff! I can’t stand my mother in law.”
The wife:
“Oh come on! Just eat the garnish then!…”

Plane crash – the plane fell somewhere in the wild jungles. After a while the Search and Rescue team managed to get to the crash site, and to encounter an ugly sight – the only survivor stands among body parts, and having on a roast spit – a human leg!
“What are you doing!!?” – Cried in horror one of the rescuers.
“What …that?…look, you have to survive…!”
“Come on …, the plane crashed yesterday!”