Two Arabs are sitting and chatting over a glass of milk. One of them pulls out a wallet, and flipping through pictures starts reminiscing:
“Look here! …This was my oldest son … And this is my other son – gone too…”
The second Arab,after a deep sigh, thoughtfully:
“Yep, … They blow up so fast, don’t they?”

In an Ambulance van, the patient to one of the paramedics:
“Sir, where are you taking me!?…”
“…to the morgue…”
“Oh my …but I’m not dead yet!”
“It’s a long drive …”