A lady was buying a perfume at a boutique shop. She eventually decided on a particular brand, and asked the saleswoman how much it was.
“One hundred dollars, miss” – the saleswoman replies.
She took a hundred dollar bill out of her purse, but after some hesitation the saleswoman returned the bill to her:
“Sorry miss, but it looks like your bill is a counterfeit!”
“Seriously? That means … last night … I was raped …”

“Waiter, do you have a new chef now?”
“Yes Sir, how did you know?”
“Well, I was having a black hair in the soup before, and now I am getting a blonde one!”