A woman’s car broke down on the road. She stopped a passing by car and asked the driver to help her. He leaned over the engine while the woman asked:
“What is it? Is it bad?
“Ma’am, how to explain?! If this was a horse, I’d advise you to shoot it down…”

At the restaurant.
“Waiter! I think I overdid it … with the drinking tonight. Bring me something sobering!”
“Sure, … I’ll bring you the bill, Sir.”