Judge asks the defendant:
“Weren’t you scared when cracking a safe?”
“Of course I was. What if it’s empty …!?”

A lady walks into a dental surgery, sits on the dental chair, lifts up her skirt , and spreads her legs.
The dentist:
“Madam, …I think you have the wrong room.”
“You put my husband’s crown in last week, now you take it out.”