Judge to the defendant – a hunter:
“Why did you shoot the victim?”
“Your Honour, I thought it was a wild boar.”
“And did you realise it was a mistake?”
“Yes Sir, … right after the boar returned fire!”

Judge to the witness:
“I remind you – you have to speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Well, what do you have to tell us?”
“Err … not much – under such restrictions.”