Doctor’s office.
“Doctor, when I go on a date with a man, I cannot refuse him. First meeting, … and – straight in bed! Then I feel horrible, like a prostitute … Do something!”
Well … I could hypnotize you, and through suggestion I will make sure that you start refusing them.”
“No, Doctor, You don’t understand – just do so as not to feel bad afterwards!”

In court. The Judge:
“Defendant, you are sentenced to a fine of 3,000 dollars or ten days in jail.”
“I prefer jail, Your Honour!”
First day in jail the defendant/prisoner received a piece of bread and a cup of weak coffee.
“I want to talk to the warden” – he screamed in anger – ” … are you trying to convince me this is a breakfast for 300 dollars a day!”