A patrol cop pulled over a very old, rusty car, with a young guy behind the wheel. The cop decides to crack a joke:
“Good morning, Sir! Well, well, you call this a car …!?”
“No, Sir! That’s why I have no drivers license.”

In court, judge to the defendant – a lady:
“Defendant, tell us – how old are you?”
She is silent.
“Please, can you tell us how old you are …!?”
She is still silent
Well, just keep in mind that the more you refuse to answer, the more ‘mature’ you become.”