The Wild West. Young Indian learned to write and began writing a diary. And he writes:
“Day One:
Very nice day. Big Bear’s daughter got lost, we found her by the river and we all had fun with her. Very, very nice day.
Day Two
Very nice day. Little Bear’s wife got lost, found her along the rocks and the whole tribe had fun with her . Very, very nice day.
Day Three
Very bad day. How could I get lost!?”

Little Johnny to his mother:
“Mom, what is this – ‘marriage’?”
“Marriage, my boy, is the event that makes the man stop buying flowers and start buying vegetables!”