Little Johnny’s dad asked him what he wants for Christmas.
“Tampon.” – quickly replies Johnny.
“???!”
“Dad, they said on TV if you use it, you can go to the beach every day, ride, run, do whatever you like and nobody would notice!”

Little Johnny to his dad:
“Daddy, what’s a transsexual …?
“Ah!..Go and ask your Uncle Jenny, she knows.”