One fisherman to another:
“Yesterday I caught this huge catfish! It was a huge struggle, but I managed. And just when I was getting home, I bumped into the guard.”
“And what did you do?”
“Well … , I quickly put it in my pocket.”

A man returned from fishing empty handed for a third day in a row. His wife decided to go there herself to prove to him she can do better. And there she was, sitting at the wharf for hours, reading a book, and waiting for the fish to bite.
All of a sudden the Coast Guard approached:
“Madam, here is prohibited from fishing will have to give you a fine.”
“But I have not caught anything yet”
“That is correct, but you have all the necessary equipment to do it … ”
“Then I’ll sue you for sexual abuse!”
“But I haven’t done anything!”
“Correct! … , but you, I believe, have all the necessary equipment to do it!”