Early morning. Fisherman sits on the river bank. After a while another fisherman comes around:
“Hey buddy, how’s the water today?”
“Well, … it’s so good, the fish doesn’t want to come out …!”

Two hunters talk:
“Last week I went hunting but I forgot my rifle at home …”
“And when did you notice?”
“Oh! … When I got back from hunting and brought two rabbits to my wife.”