Two hunters chatting:
“I heard you go hunting tomorrow. What if you come across a big bear?”
“Don’t worry. I’ll put a diaper on …”

Ivan went to see his neighbor Gosho, but spotted a large bear in the backyard. He entered the house and asked:
“Gosho, that’s a huge bear, how many bullets … ?”
Gosho:
“None!… She died of laughter after I missed from 3 meters.”