Woman greets her drunk husband at the door with a scornful look on her face.
The husband:
“Well … look … Admit that there is still some quality in me, after all …!
“Yeah, … half a bottle of ‘Johnny Walker’, I presume!”

Two guys chatting in a pub:
“Why do you drink so much?”
” … To drown the sorrow …”
“Well … , is it working?”
“Nah! The more I drink, the better it swims …”